?

Log in

No account? Create an account
entries friends calendar profile Previous Previous Next Next
Fic: 'Inappropriate Shower Behaviour' - athene
deinonychus_1
deinonychus_1
Fic: 'Inappropriate Shower Behaviour'

Rather late birthday fic for bigtitch . Sorry it's late *hugs*.


Title: ‘Inappropriate Shower Behaviour’
Author: Athene
Fandom: Primeval
Pairing/characters: Ryan/Cutter, (Stephen/Connor mentioned)
Rating: 18
Warnings: Smut, pwp 
Spoilers: None
Disclaimer: Not mine. ITV and Impossible Pictures own them.
Word count: approx 1150
Summary: Sex pollen leads to vaguely inappropriate shower activities. What? It’s pwp!
AN: Birthday fic for bigtitch

  

          Ryan turned the shower on and closed his eyes as the warm water poured down over his body. He stood still for a moment, just savouring the moment of relaxation after another day of insanity.

            Admittedly, today had been more than usually insane, not least because the anomaly had produced nothing more dangerous than wind borne seed-pollens of some unknown species of plant, which immediately sent Cutter into apoplexy about cross contamination until Stephen pointed out it was impossible to ‘round up’ seeds, and they’d just have to settle for a stringent clean-up of the area once the anomaly had closed. Nobody had thought much else about it until the moment when Connor, of all people, pounced on Stephen right there in the middle of the field. ‘Pounced’ in the sense of snogging him senseless and attempting to tear as many of Stephen’s clothes off as possible. Things had got even stranger when Stephen had apparently decided this was a good idea, and made a far more efficient job of stripping Connor of his clothes. Quite what would have happened if Cutter and three soldiers hadn’t dragged them apart at that point was anyone’s guess.

            Ryan smiled in amusement at the memory. Of course, he’d been rather more concerned with the scientists’ behaviour at the time, but now they were both in the relative safety of the ARC medical unit (at opposite ends of the room with several barriers between them, Ryan had noted with a wry smile), and things seemed to have calmed down somewhat.

            He heard someone else enter the showers and glanced round to see Cutter, still mostly clothed.

            “Are those two still pouting about being separated?” Ryan asked with a grin, turning his attention back to the shower.

            There was no reply, and Ryan suddenly heard movement behind him. He twisted round in time to see Cutter close the distance and shove him against the wall.

            Cutter kissed him. And that was the moment when the insane day got even stranger, because Ryan didn’t even think about stopping him. In fact, after the initial moment of surprise, he opened his mouth, and Cutter took that as a sign that he could push further, harder. His hands stopped holding Ryan against the wall and started roaming down his body until one hand was cupping Ryan’s arse, the other digging hard into his hip.   

            “Want you,” Cutter gasped when he finally stopped kissing him.  

            “I noticed,” Ryan said with a slight smirk. He thought about adding something else, but decided that the fact that his cock was sitting up and paying a great deal of attention probably did the job without need for words.   

            Cutter was now soaking wet as well, and his shirt and jeans were plastered tight to his body as he pressed up against Ryan again, licking, nipping and sucking at his neck and collarbone. Ryan briefly considered trying to undo the buttons on Cutter’s shirt, and then abandoned the idea in favour of simply gripping a handful of material in each hand and ripping the shirt apart in an explosion of buttons and stitching before shoving it back off the other man’s shoulders. Cutter made an annoyed sound in the back of his throat, and Ryan grabbed Cutter’s arse and pulled him closer. Cutter’s growl instantly became one of pleasure when their cocks rubbed against each other, and his arousal was obvious even through the layers of clothing that Cutter still wore. At least, until he reached down and popped the button and zip and freed his cock.

            “Want you,” Cutter breathed again, the hungry, desperate look in his eyes saying far more than his words. “Turn around.”

            Ryan almost did. Then, some instinct kicked in that told him that they shouldn’t, not like this. This wasn’t right. Oh, he wanted it, no doubt, but, unlike Cutter and the others, Ryan realised he still had enough rational brain cells firing that he knew this was a bad idea. And yet...

Ryan wrapped one hand round the back of Cutter’s head held him as he kissed him back, hard and demanding. His other hand slid down and wrapped around their cocks, stroking quickly until they both came hard as the hot water continued to rain down on them.

            Eventually spent, Cutter, slumped against him, and Ryan slid down the shower wall, supporting both their bodies until he was sitting on the tiles and holding Cutter in his arms.

            Eventually Cutter looked up and there was an expression of adorable confusion in his blue eyes.

            “Ryan?”

            Ryan was aware that his head was still spinning slightly and quickly placed a finger on Cutter’s lips, silencing him.

            “I don’t think either of us should say anything until we’ve taken a trip to the medical bay, do you?”

            The fleeting look of disappointment on Cutter’s face mirrored the tiny flutter in Ryan’s stomach.

 

            An hour later Ryan poked his head round the curtain that surrounded Cutter’s bed in the ARC medical bay.

            “Mind if I come in?”

            Cutter blushed a furious red that went all the way down his neck and onto his chest, which his still-damp shirt couldn’t cover, mostly because it was hanging open due to being missing most of its buttons.

            Ryan took that as yes, and slipped inside, pulling the curtain closed behind him.

            “The doctor said something about hormone effects from the pollen that came through the anomaly,” Cutter mumbled, not meeting Ryan’s eye.

            Ryan tried to stop the amusement showing in his face.

            “Same as what happened to Stephen and Connor,” Cutter added, rather unnecessarily.

            “Apparently so.”

            Cutter glanced up for a second and then his eyes were on the floor again.

            “So... ummm... what happened before. We weren’t... I mean, I wasn’t... well, what I’m trying to say...”

            “You were infected with prehistoric sex pollen,” Ryan supplied helpfully, aware that he was enjoying himself far too much at the sight of Cutter being so flustered. 

            “Well, we both were. But yes, that seems to be the explanation for... well...” Cutter waved his hand in a vague gesture that was apparently supposed to mean ‘inappropriate shower behaviour’. He glanced up again. “Are you okay?”

            “Oh, I’m fine,” Ryan said. “Perfectly fine, in fact.” He let that sink in before he added, “It turns out I wasn’t even infected.”

            It seemed to take far longer than usual for Cutter to process this piece of information, during which time Ryan fought hard to keep a straight face.

            “But, I don’t understand,” Cutter eventually said. “If you weren’t... why the hell didn’t you stop me?”

            Ryan leaned close and finally allowed that smirk to show on his face.

            “Who says I wanted to stop you?”

            Ryan felt it was worth it for the full thirty seconds of Cutter being speechless.



 


Tags: , , , ,

33 comments or Leave a comment
Comments
Page 1 of 2
[1] [2]
fredbassett From: fredbassett Date: May 25th, 2010 07:20 pm (UTC) (Link)
Cutter waved his hand in a vague gesture that was apparently supposed to mean ‘inappropriate shower behaviour’.

*sporfles loudly*

There is never anything inappropriate about shower sex!! This was great :)
deinonychus_1 From: deinonychus_1 Date: May 25th, 2010 08:49 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hee, well, Ryan certainly didn't seem to be complaining about it. And yey, you quoted what was probably my fave line in this fic.
lukadreaming From: lukadreaming Date: May 25th, 2010 07:31 pm (UTC) (Link)
We can never have too much sex pollen or shower fic!

This was great fun. I love the image of Stephen and Connor at it like rabbits, and then of Cutter being rendered speechless!
deinonychus_1 From: deinonychus_1 Date: May 25th, 2010 08:50 pm (UTC) (Link)
If you're going to do a fanfic cliche, may as well go for two of the big ones *grin*. I think Ryan is going to savour the moment of Cutter being speechless!
canadian_jay From: canadian_jay Date: May 25th, 2010 07:43 pm (UTC) (Link)
*VBG*

Go Ryan! Sex pollen fic is always brill, and I loved how Ryan wasn't actually infected. xP
deinonychus_1 From: deinonychus_1 Date: May 25th, 2010 08:54 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hee, nope, it was pure natural lust on Ryan's part, nothing to do with the pollen at all. Which is certainly *one* way of making Cutter speechless *grin*
telperion_15 From: telperion_15 Date: May 25th, 2010 08:50 pm (UTC) (Link)
Right, let's try this again, since my router decided to randomly switch itself off right in the middle of trying to comment on this, and then my laptop utterly refused to believe it could reconnect to the internet until I restarted it...

That was awesome! Although Ryan is so evil for stringing Cutter along like that! ;)

It had to be said though, that is I was Cutter, I'd definitely be investigating the possibilities indicated by Ryan's last statement!
deinonychus_1 From: deinonychus_1 Date: May 25th, 2010 08:58 pm (UTC) (Link)
bad laptop! No biscuit!

Yep, Ryan was a little evil at the end there, but can you blame him? It isn't often he gets to see Cutter speechless and flustered.

It had to be said though, that is I was Cutter, I'd definitely be investigating the possibilities indicated by Ryan's last statement!

LOL yes, I think the ball is very definitely in Cutter's court now.
fififolle From: fififolle Date: May 25th, 2010 10:02 pm (UTC) (Link)
RAWR!!!! \o/

SO adorable at the end there.

Cutter blushed a furious red that went all the way down his neck and onto his chest, which his still-damp shirt couldn’t cover, mostly because it was hanging open due to being missing most of its buttons.
Lovely image :D

This definitely had plot. YUM.
deinonychus_1 From: deinonychus_1 Date: May 26th, 2010 06:40 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hee, poor flustered Cutter, I think Ryan was enjoying himself far too much.
ebonyfeather From: ebonyfeather Date: May 25th, 2010 10:59 pm (UTC) (Link)
Loved the mental image of Connor pouncing on Stephen, and Cutter being rendered speechless after finding out that Ryan hadn't even been infected.

Brilliant.
deinonychus_1 From: deinonychus_1 Date: May 26th, 2010 06:42 pm (UTC) (Link)
thanks, Connor pouncing on Stephen must have been quite a fun sight, and speechless Cutter is a very rare occurance.
mulder200 From: mulder200 Date: May 25th, 2010 11:32 pm (UTC) (Link)
LOL! I love how Cutter is all embarrassed and confused and Ryan is just an evil, little tease.
deinonychus_1 From: deinonychus_1 Date: May 26th, 2010 06:43 pm (UTC) (Link)
hee, thanks. Ryan is evil, but I'm sure he'll make it up to Cutter later
textualdeviance From: textualdeviance Date: May 26th, 2010 01:09 am (UTC) (Link)
Yay for random shower gropage! :D
deinonychus_1 From: deinonychus_1 Date: May 26th, 2010 06:44 pm (UTC) (Link)
hee! There is very little bad with random shower gropage!
From: sallycandance Date: May 26th, 2010 04:02 am (UTC) (Link)
This is great! Awesome! Ryan going with it and wanting Cutter to fuck him = epic win!

Love how he teases Cutter in the medical bay *sparklyhearts*

And of course the bit about Stepne/Connor was heart warming. Such a cute idea to have them separated and pouting about it *lol*
deinonychus_1 From: deinonychus_1 Date: May 26th, 2010 06:47 pm (UTC) (Link)
thanks. Looks like Ryan had quite a nice surprise, even if he wasn't actually infected, although Cutter may be embarased about it for a while. And I just couldn't resist the thought of Stephen and Connor pouting.
munchkinofdoom From: munchkinofdoom Date: May 26th, 2010 04:13 am (UTC) (Link)
*laughs* You really can't go wrong with sex pollen! Mind you, Cutter must have been an interesting sight when Ryan got him into the infirmary.
deinonychus_1 From: deinonychus_1 Date: May 26th, 2010 06:49 pm (UTC) (Link)
I don't think I've ever really done sex pollen pwp before, to be honest, the nearest I've come to it was my vs3 ep where they all started attacking each other. So it was definitely fun to play with random shower porn without the need for any pesky plot or rationalisation *grin*
bigtitch From: bigtitch Date: May 26th, 2010 07:48 am (UTC) (Link)
Hee hee hee! I would so love to see the expression on Cutter's face !

Great fic. Thank you sweetie!
deinonychus_1 From: deinonychus_1 Date: May 26th, 2010 06:50 pm (UTC) (Link)
It was probably a fairly priceless expression! Glad you liked, sorry it was late. Hope you had a great birthday, anyway.
knitekat From: knitekat Date: May 26th, 2010 11:11 pm (UTC) (Link)
Is there such a thing as inappropriate shower behaviour?
Cutter's face must have been a picture at the end. Verry nice.
deinonychus_1 From: deinonychus_1 Date: May 27th, 2010 06:20 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hee, probably fairly innapropriate considering they were in the ARC communal showers. Once they get home to someone's private shower, on the other hand... *grin*
echo_fangirl From: echo_fangirl Date: May 27th, 2010 11:03 am (UTC) (Link)
Sporfle! Oh my! Although I must say, " if Cutter and three soldiers hadn’t dragged them apart at that point..." Spoilsports! :D
deinonychus_1 From: deinonychus_1 Date: May 27th, 2010 06:21 pm (UTC) (Link)
hee, thanks. That would have been rather entertaining if Connor and Stephen hadn't been split up. Especially as Cutter was infected as well, and might have joined in!
reggietate From: reggietate Date: May 29th, 2010 12:58 am (UTC) (Link)
*melts* Will be back when I've solidified again! :-)
deinonychus_1 From: deinonychus_1 Date: May 29th, 2010 11:16 am (UTC) (Link)
*pokes puddle of Reggie-goo* Oops!

I thought you might like horny sex-crazed wet!Cutter, followed by embarrasssed speechless wet!Cutter *grin*.
madcatt82 From: madcatt82 Date: May 29th, 2010 10:59 am (UTC) (Link)
Sex pollen and shower porn... two for the price of one! *vbg*

This is great - loved Ryan teasing Cutter at the end, though a speechless Cutter is an unusual sight!
deinonychus_1 From: deinonychus_1 Date: May 29th, 2010 11:18 am (UTC) (Link)
I couldn't decide between which to go for - sex pollen or shower porn, so decided to do both!

Savour the moment - Cutter probably won't be speechless again for a very long time *grin*
33 comments or Leave a comment
Page 1 of 2
[1] [2]