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fanfic: Table Manners - athene
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fanfic: Table Manners

Written for fififolle, who had a horrible day and needed cheering up. No Dan, I'm afraid, but the boys decided to help out.

Title: Table Manners
Author: Athene
Fandom: Primeval
Pairing/characters: Ryan/Connor
Rating: 15
Warnings: implied smut 
Spoilers: none
Disclaimer: Not mine. ITV and Impossible Pictures own them.
Word count: approx 350
Summary: Connor seems to be enjoying Ryan’s cooking just a little too much.   

 

            They were halfway through the meal when Ryan started to notice what Connor was doing. Ryan had made a special effort and cooked Chinese chow mein with noodles, and the enthusiasm with which Connor was eating it told him it had been worth it.

            But, actually, it turned out that was kind of the problem. The enthusiasm. As Ryan watched, Connor sucked a strand of noodle up from the plate, his face a picture of concentration, his cheeks gradually hollowing as he sucked hard to slurp up the noodle.

            Ryan casually adjusted his trousers and wondered if he might have accidentally left the oven on. It did seem to be getting hot all of a sudden.

            Connor looked up and grinned. Ryan smiled back, hoping Connor wouldn’t notice his distraction.

            Never one to be deterred from food for too long, Connor attacked his plate again, and yet another noodle succumbed to his appetite.

            Ryan almost groaned aloud as once more Connor’s cheeks became hollow with the force of sucking. As if that wasn’t bad enough, Connor was now also making small, appreciative noises as he ate. When he reached the end of the noodle it flicked at the last second and left a smear of sauce on Connor’s cheek. After a moment his tongue poked out and licked at the smear, his eyebrows furrowed in concentration.

            That was the final straw.

            Ryan stood up, leaned across the table, grabbed Connor’s collar and dragged him to his feet. Connor squawked and flailed his arms in a desperate attempt to not fall face-first into his food. Ryan leaned closer and kissed him hard, tasting hot sauce on his lover’s mouth. When he finally let go Connor looked a little dazed. Ryan let him sit back down again, and then returned to his own dinner.

            “Not that I’m complaining, but what was that for?” Connor asked, looking adorably bewildered.

            “Let’s just say that if we ever go out for a meal in a public restaurant, I am never ever letting you order noodles.”

  


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fififolle From: fififolle Date: November 11th, 2009 08:46 pm (UTC) (Link)
Heeee! rrrrrr Aw, thank you so much! *hugs* This!

Ryan casually adjusted his trousers and wondered if he might have accidentally left the oven on. It did seem to be getting hot all of a sudden.
Oh Ryan! LOL *pets him* *titter*

He's got it so bad, and oblivious!Connor all slurpy noodles and mmmm....

KISS. Yay! :D Rrrr...

Deeeelicious *g* Thank you!
deinonychus_1 From: deinonychus_1 Date: November 11th, 2009 09:03 pm (UTC) (Link)
hope you're feeling better now. Glad you liked. Poor Ryan, getting all hot and bothered. Of course, the real question is whether Connor was completely innocent, or if he knew *exactly* what he was doing...
lukadreaming From: lukadreaming Date: November 11th, 2009 08:47 pm (UTC) (Link)
Ooh err! Now I have all these images in my mind of what might happen later . . . *bg*.
deinonychus_1 From: deinonychus_1 Date: November 11th, 2009 09:04 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hee, I bet Ryan has a few ideas what he'd like to happen later *grin*
telperion_15 From: telperion_15 Date: November 11th, 2009 10:08 pm (UTC) (Link)
*squees* Oh, that was priceless! Poor Ryan, pushed right to the limit... ;)
deinonychus_1 From: deinonychus_1 Date: November 11th, 2009 10:13 pm (UTC) (Link)
hee! Poor Ryan, the things that Connor does to him sometimes.
fredbassett From: fredbassett Date: November 11th, 2009 10:12 pm (UTC) (Link)
LOL, That certainly had an effect on Ryan!
deinonychus_1 From: deinonychus_1 Date: November 11th, 2009 10:14 pm (UTC) (Link)
Ryan may think twice before cooking noodles again. And spaghetti as well, come to think of it!
madcatt82 From: madcatt82 Date: November 11th, 2009 10:29 pm (UTC) (Link)
“Not that I’m complaining, but what was that for?” Connor asked, looking adorably bewildered.

I'm never sure if Connor's completely clueless or just very good at pretending to be all innocent and sweet!

Ryan might also want to consider avoiding italian restaurants... all that spaghetti *eg*
deinonychus_1 From: deinonychus_1 Date: November 12th, 2009 07:33 pm (UTC) (Link)
I'm not entirely sure about Connor sometimes either! Hee, yes spaghetti as well. I think Ryan is compiling a list of all the foods that Connor isn't allowed to eat in public.
mysteriousaliwz From: mysteriousaliwz Date: November 11th, 2009 10:50 pm (UTC) (Link)
Ryan casually adjusted his trousers and wondered if he might have accidentally left the oven on. It did seem to be getting hot all of a sudden.

*chortles*

Delicious m'dear!
deinonychus_1 From: deinonychus_1 Date: November 12th, 2009 07:34 pm (UTC) (Link)
heehee! Nomnomnom might also be appropriate *grin*
angelnimp From: angelnimp Date: November 11th, 2009 11:29 pm (UTC) (Link)
YUM!! :D
deinonychus_1 From: deinonychus_1 Date: November 12th, 2009 07:35 pm (UTC) (Link)
thanks.
slashybits From: slashybits Date: November 12th, 2009 12:01 am (UTC) (Link)
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
deinonychus_1 From: deinonychus_1 Date: November 12th, 2009 07:35 pm (UTC) (Link)
*grin* Glad you liked.
munchkinofdoom From: munchkinofdoom Date: November 12th, 2009 12:11 am (UTC) (Link)
*giggles* Sounds like Connor and noodles might be a good spectator sport...
deinonychus_1 From: deinonychus_1 Date: November 12th, 2009 07:37 pm (UTC) (Link)
oh yes *grin*. I'm sure Ryan will enjoy the show, as long as he gets to work off his own appetite afterwards.
knitekat From: knitekat Date: November 12th, 2009 12:22 am (UTC) (Link)
Purrrrs. Is Connor really that innocent? Yummy image.
deinonychus_1 From: deinonychus_1 Date: November 12th, 2009 07:38 pm (UTC) (Link)
I can't decide if he really is that innocent or if he just pretends to be sometimes. I think on this occasion he was just being oblivious *grin*
talliw From: talliw Date: November 12th, 2009 12:47 am (UTC) (Link)
LOL
Connor seems to have no clue what for an effect he has on Ryan.
deinonychus_1 From: deinonychus_1 Date: November 12th, 2009 07:42 pm (UTC) (Link)
he was too busy enjoying the food to notice the effect he was having, I think. I wonder what he would have done if he *had* realised?
auntypam From: auntypam Date: November 12th, 2009 02:00 am (UTC) (Link)
The thing that makes Connor so sexy is that he isn't conscious of his effect on Ryan:)

Fantastic*G*
deinonychus_1 From: deinonychus_1 Date: November 12th, 2009 07:43 pm (UTC) (Link)
hee, thanks. He is so adorably oblivious sometimes, and then always looks surprised when Ryan pounces on him!
From: sallycandance Date: November 12th, 2009 03:57 am (UTC) (Link)
*squees*
*flails*
*dies from cuteness*

That was adorable - Ryan losing it is so way hot *yum*

All of a sudden, I have an appetite for noddles, too ^.~
deinonychus_1 From: deinonychus_1 Date: November 12th, 2009 07:49 pm (UTC) (Link)
hee, glad you liked. Ryan puts up with so much from Connor, but they seem to have plenty of fun so I don't think he minds really *grin*
bigtitch From: bigtitch Date: November 12th, 2009 08:08 am (UTC) (Link)
Oh that's fabulous! LOL for noodles.
I take it Ryan has to keep Connor away from asparagus and bananas as well!
deinonychus_1 From: deinonychus_1 Date: November 12th, 2009 07:53 pm (UTC) (Link)
Yes, I suspect Ryan has a long list of foods that Connor isn't allowed to eat in public, and he occasinonally adds new things when something like this happens!
nietie From: nietie Date: November 12th, 2009 01:42 pm (UTC) (Link)
LOL! Naughty deinonychus 1, naughty Ryan and naughty Connor (although he doesn't know it himself, hee).
deinonychus_1 From: deinonychus_1 Date: November 12th, 2009 07:55 pm (UTC) (Link)
hee! I'm sure Ryan got his revenge later, and I expect Connor enjoyed the 'revenge' as much as he enjoyed the noodles!
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