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Fanfic: Sanctuary-verse fic: Business as Usual - athene
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Fanfic: Sanctuary-verse fic: Business as Usual

Title: Business as Usual (A Sanctuary-verse fic)
Author: Athene
Fandom: Primeval
Pairing/characters: Stephen/Ryan/Connor
Rating: 15
Warnings: Largely implied smut. 
Spoilers: none
Disclaimer: Not mine. ITV and Impossible Pictures own them. Except for Sanctuary, which is entirely the property of Mysteriousaliwz. 
Word count: approx 750
Summary: Ryan is still unhappy over the latest events in Sanctuary, so Stephen and Connor decide to cheer him up.  
AN: Written as a present for Fredbassett. This is entirely Fred’s fault for the Bad!Sex invasion of Sanctuary on Denial yesterday.  

 

            “Guys? Anyone at home?”

            Ryan stomped across to the door and practically ripped it open. From where Stephen was sitting in the living room he could see Connor standing in the doorway, the grin rapidly dropping off his face when he saw the mood Ryan seemed to be in.

            “You again? Are you getting frequent bloody flyer miles for this place or something?” Ryan snapped. Without waiting for an answer he shoved past Connor and headed off towards the bedroom.

            “What’s up with him?” Connor asked as he wandered in and threw himself down on the sofa next to Stephen. Stephen couldn’t help surreptitiously checking to make sure Connor still had a temporary visitor pass, and hadn’t become a permanent resident. The amount of times he’d been here, Stephen was starting to wonder. Especially after they had found the pizza in the fridge with Connor’s name on it.

            “He’s not too happy right now,” Stephen said.

            “I can see that. Why not? I thought this place was all about you two being happy?”

            “Things have been a bit...weird around here lately.”

            “Weird?” Connor looked interested, and possibly intrigued about what exactly might qualify as ‘weird’ on the Sanctuary scale of general strangeness.

            “Trust me, you’re happier not knowing.”

            That got him a raised eyebrow.

            “So, shouldn’t you go after him or something?”

            “He’s not exactly...” Stephen tried to find a way of phrasing it that would in no way imply that he was talking to Connor about his sex life. “He’s not co-operating much at the moment. Seems to think I’m going to start being weird again. I keep telling him we’re back to business as usual, but he won’t believe me.”

            “So why don’t we show him? I mean, I know he’s strong, but he can’t fight both of us off at once. And once he knows it’s all back to normal he won’t be fighting at all, will he?”

            Stephen felt himself starting to smile. Connor had a point. He leapt to his feet.

            “Come on then. We’ll jump him in the bedroom. I’ll hold him down, and you tie him to the bed so he can’t get away.”

            “Right.” Connor got up as well, and then stopped. “Er, Stephen, what’s that?”

            Stephen looked where he was pointing.

            “A mortar.”

            “Why is there a mortar in your living room?”

            Stephen shuddered at the memory. “Just in case.”

            He led Connor down the corridor to the bedroom. Ryan was lying on the bed reading a book. He just had time to look up before Stephen and Connor charged him. Stephen leapt onto his legs and held him down while Connor grabbed a wrist and wrestled to tie it to the bedpost.

            “What the hell is going on?” Ryan yelled, struggling, but not quite managing to move fast enough to get away from them.

            “Trust me. You’ll like it,” Stephen insisted, trying, and largely failing, to hold him still.

            Connor seemed to have got one wrist tied to the bed, but now they had lost the element of surprise he was having difficulty with the second. Stephen took matters into his own hands, literally, and unzipped Ryan’s jeans and grabbed his cock.

            Ryan abruptly stilled.

            “That’s better,” Stephen said, before he leaned down and swallowed Ryan’s cock. He glanced up to see Ryan’s head fall back as any remaining fight went out of him completely. He made a particularly satisfied noise of contentment, especially when Connor decided to make himself useful and started playing with Ryan’s nipples while Stephen concentrated his efforts elsewhere.

            As Stephen had expected, it didn’t take long to achieve the desired result. And Ryan was in a much better mood by the time they had finished.

            “So, not that I’m complaining, but what the hell was that all about?” Ryan asked, apparently unconcerned by the fact that he still had one wrist tied to the bed.

            Stephen snuggled up to him, already planning what they could do with the rest of the afternoon. “That was so you know we’re back to business as usual.”

            “Good,” was Ryan’s verdict on that.

            “Guys?” Connor spoke up from the other side of the bed. Stephen thought he detected a slightly worried tone to the young man’s voice. “Admittedly I may not want to know the answer to this, but why is there a rocket launcher in the corner of your bedroom?”

            Stephen and Ryan answered in unison.

“Just in case.”

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reggietate From: reggietate Date: July 21st, 2008 06:17 pm (UTC) (Link)
why is there a rocket launcher in the corner of your bedroom?”

Priceless!
deinonychus_1 From: deinonychus_1 Date: July 21st, 2008 07:35 pm (UTC) (Link)
Heehee. The Management have been warned.
fififolle From: fififolle Date: July 21st, 2008 06:23 pm (UTC) (Link)
Whee!! And LOL to the heavy artillery around the place. ;)
Mmm, nice to see Connor making frequent and useful visits *g* This was yum.
And can I just say, it's very hard to write Ryan/Connor restraint!prawn after reading yesterday's gutter bar performance, LOL!
deinonychus_1 From: deinonychus_1 Date: July 21st, 2008 07:39 pm (UTC) (Link)
I'm starting to think Connor is planning these near-death incidents on purpose now.

Mmmmmmm..... Connor/Ryan restraint!porn. It may be hard, but I'm sure they'll rise to the challenge (and that wasn't nearly so much of a double entendre when I thought it in my head, honestly).
lukadreaming From: lukadreaming Date: July 21st, 2008 06:27 pm (UTC) (Link)
Classic! The rocket launcher in the bedroom is an inspired touch *g*. And Connor *does* seem to be visiting rather a lot!
deinonychus_1 From: deinonychus_1 Date: July 21st, 2008 07:41 pm (UTC) (Link)
Im sure Connor just misses his friends. It has nothing to do with the random sex whenever he shows up. Oh no, not at all. *snigger*
bigtitch From: bigtitch Date: July 21st, 2008 06:33 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hee!
This is brilliant! I love the light artillery pieces lying around. I hope they mark the mine-field properly though.
And poor Connor does seem to have a season-ticket. Bless.
deinonychus_1 From: deinonychus_1 Date: July 21st, 2008 07:43 pm (UTC) (Link)
I think after recent events in Sanctuary Ryan is just making sure they are ready to defend themselves if necessary. *REALLY* ready to defend themselves.
telperion_15 From: telperion_15 Date: July 21st, 2008 07:07 pm (UTC) (Link)
Stephen tried to find a way phrasing it that would in no way imply that he was talking to Connor about his sex life

*sporfles*

And having a rocket launcher in the bedroom strikes me as perfectly reasonable behaviour - I don't know what the problem is... *g*
deinonychus_1 From: deinonychus_1 Date: July 21st, 2008 07:46 pm (UTC) (Link)
Damn, I've just noticed a typo in the bit you quoted. Tht'll teach me to post in a hurry without doing more than a cursory proof read through.

You have to wonder if they have found any alternate uses for the artillery than just home defense. *smirk*
fredbassett From: fredbassett Date: July 21st, 2008 07:57 pm (UTC) (Link)
LOL, mortar in the living room and a rocket launcher in the bedroom! Inspired!!

The poor boys do believe in being prepared, don't they?

This was great, hon, and thanks for the lovely prezzie, I really appreciate it :)
deinonychus_1 From: deinonychus_1 Date: July 21st, 2008 08:01 pm (UTC) (Link)
Glad you liked it. After all, the Bad!sex was all your fault, and the boys have been a bit freaked out by some of Management's ideas lately. We wouldn't want them going on strike again.
munchkinofdoom From: munchkinofdoom Date: July 22nd, 2008 06:19 am (UTC) (Link)
Yep, you can never be too prepared when dealing with us lot. *serious nod*
deinonychus_1 From: deinonychus_1 Date: July 22nd, 2008 07:08 am (UTC) (Link)
Maybe we need to be a bit nicer to them in Sanctuary for a while. Only so they get lulled into a false sense of security, so we drop more surprise kinks on them, of course. *evil grin*
mysteriousaliwz From: mysteriousaliwz Date: July 22nd, 2008 11:48 pm (UTC) (Link)
“Weird?” Connor looked interested, and possibly intrigued about what exactly might qualify as ‘weird’ on the Sanctuary scale of general strangeness.

LMAO! I love the rocket launcher in the bedroom *g*. And Connor's pizza in the fridge :)

Teamwork is a wonderful thing when it comes to cheering up a grumpy Ryan.
deinonychus_1 From: deinonychus_1 Date: July 22nd, 2008 11:55 pm (UTC) (Link)
I think Connor is getting entirely too comfortable and making himself at home in Sanctuary. He is *so* getting himself there on purpose sometimes.

I thought the boys deserved a bit of random fun with no kinks or weirdness after all the things they've had to put up with from the Management recently.
x_bellaitalia_x From: x_bellaitalia_x Date: August 2nd, 2008 04:16 pm (UTC) (Link)
Wow...heavy artillery in the bedroom..they really are prepared for anything!

This was priceless!
deinonychus_1 From: deinonychus_1 Date: August 2nd, 2008 04:23 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thanks. The boys got a bit worried by some of Management's latest antics, and they're just making sure nothing gets *too* wierd.
knitekat From: knitekat Date: August 15th, 2009 09:42 pm (UTC) (Link)
LOL over the rocket launcher and the mortar.. they take security seriously in Sanctuary!
Love how Connor's near death experiences always tak ehim to Sanctuary.. you don't think he does it on purpose, do you? (g)
deinonychus_1 From: deinonychus_1 Date: August 16th, 2009 04:24 pm (UTC) (Link)
I think for a while there was a spate of Sanctuary fics with things happening like a wheelchair turning up for Stephen when everyone was having a serious maimage kink (it's not just me, honest, other people get that as well sometimes!) and an invasion of bad!sex with all the bad fanfic cliches and such. So the mortar and the rocket launcher were references to stuff from other fics, I'm afraid (damned if I can remember which ones now, though).

Love how Connor's near death experiences always tak ehim to Sanctuary.. you don't think he does it on purpose, do you? (g)

*looks shifty* Maybe.
canadian_jay From: canadian_jay Date: April 17th, 2010 02:42 pm (UTC) (Link)
LOL!
deinonychus_1 From: deinonychus_1 Date: April 17th, 2010 04:38 pm (UTC) (Link)
hee! Why do I suspect you're hunting down all the sanctuary fics after Fred recced one yesterday? :)
reggietate From: reggietate Date: January 23rd, 2011 09:03 pm (UTC) (Link)
Sanctuary is a truly surreal place, and thank God for it! :-D
deinonychus_1 From: deinonychus_1 Date: January 23rd, 2011 09:16 pm (UTC) (Link)
hee! There don't seem to have been very many recently, though.
not_from_stars From: not_from_stars Date: February 17th, 2011 02:35 pm (UTC) (Link)
I swear, Connor does things just so he can go visit!
deinonychus_1 From: deinonychus_1 Date: February 17th, 2011 07:30 pm (UTC) (Link)
I'm fairly certain he does as well! Cheeky boy!
aunteeneenah From: aunteeneenah Date: February 28th, 2012 02:27 am (UTC) (Link)
Mortar in the living room, rocket launcher in the bedroom, yeah, it pays to be prepared . .ummmm, for what? Hooray for Connor coming up with the solution. Love Connor, more Connor, please. Loved that Connor had pizza in the fridge cuz he's there so much. lol
deinonychus_1 From: deinonychus_1 Date: February 29th, 2012 08:00 pm (UTC) (Link)
thanks, Connor does seem to be turning up far too regularly for it just be coincidence... Cheeky little bugger!
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