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Drabble: It's a Jungle Out There - athene
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Drabble: It's a Jungle Out There

Written for primeval100 challenge 309 - It's a Jungle Out There

Title: It’s a Jungle Out There
Author: Athene
Fandom: Primeval
Characters: Lester, Matt, Becker
Rating: PG
Warnings: None
Spoilers: None
Challenge: 309 – It’s a Jungle Out There
Word count: 100
Disclaimer: Not mine. ITV and Impossible Pictures own them.




“He’s been gone too long.”

Lester glanced at Matt, but resumed pacing the office without response.

“Maybe one of us should...”

“No!” Lester snapped. “Becker volunteered. He knew the risks. We have to trust him.”

As if prompted by Lester’s words the air conditioning began to whirr, cleansing the atmosphere of the prehistoric spores that had infected all the females in the ARC.

Ten minutes later Becker staggered back in and leaned heavily against the door. His hair was ruffled, his shirt hung in tatters, and deep scratches made by well manicured nails criss-crossed any exposed skin.

“Bloody sex pollen!”




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fififolle From: fififolle Date: April 9th, 2013 09:52 pm (UTC) (Link)
LMAO!!! Becker taking one for the team, there *g*
Brilliant :)
deinonychus_1 From: deinonychus_1 Date: April 9th, 2013 10:05 pm (UTC) (Link)
Yep, definitely taking one for the team. Poor Becker. I wonder which lucky woman managed to get her hands on him...? ;-)
freddiejoey From: freddiejoey Date: April 9th, 2013 10:25 pm (UTC) (Link)
That's terrific.
deinonychus_1 From: deinonychus_1 Date: April 10th, 2013 06:34 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thanks!
47eleven From: 47eleven Date: April 10th, 2013 02:34 am (UTC) (Link)
hee hee! Nice one!
deinonychus_1 From: deinonychus_1 Date: April 10th, 2013 06:34 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thanks!
adafrog From: adafrog Date: April 10th, 2013 02:56 am (UTC) (Link)
bwah!
deinonychus_1 From: deinonychus_1 Date: April 10th, 2013 06:34 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hee, thanks!
misa_ffection From: misa_ffection Date: April 10th, 2013 11:39 am (UTC) (Link)
Hee! Brilliant.
Nice Lester line, as well (a bunch of horny women is more terrifying than dinos any day, huh James? :P)
deinonychus_1 From: deinonychus_1 Date: April 10th, 2013 06:36 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thanks. Lester has no intention of leaving their hiding place until the women have all calmed down and stopped trying to grope everyone. Purely in the interests of avoiding awkwardness afterwards, of course...
stealingpennies From: stealingpennies Date: April 10th, 2013 12:09 pm (UTC) (Link)

Heee! Poor Becker - it must have been bad. Not so much the scratches but they ruffled his perfect hair...
deinonychus_1 From: deinonychus_1 Date: April 10th, 2013 06:37 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hee, thanks! Yes, poor Becker. They can do what they like to his shirt, but the hair is off limits!
nietie From: nietie Date: April 10th, 2013 02:10 pm (UTC) (Link)
I LOVE sex pollen *vbg*
deinonychus_1 From: deinonychus_1 Date: April 10th, 2013 06:37 pm (UTC) (Link)
Heehee! I'm not sure Becker agrees right now.
dreamer_98 From: dreamer_98 Date: April 10th, 2013 03:19 pm (UTC) (Link)
LMAO! What a demanding task Becker volunteered for, brave man. ;) Love it!
deinonychus_1 From: deinonychus_1 Date: April 10th, 2013 06:39 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hee, thanks. It's a terrible job, but someone has to do it, and Becker would have to be all noble and self-sacrificing. I don't think the ladies are complaining that it was him, though...
telperion_15 From: telperion_15 Date: April 10th, 2013 06:53 pm (UTC) (Link)
LMAO!!!! That was brilliant! :D
deinonychus_1 From: deinonychus_1 Date: April 10th, 2013 07:47 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hee, thanks! I'd been trying to think of something for this challenge all week, and finally thought of this on the last day.
reggietate From: reggietate Date: April 10th, 2013 07:15 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hee! :-) You had me worried for a minute!
deinonychus_1 From: deinonychus_1 Date: April 10th, 2013 07:48 pm (UTC) (Link)
Heehee,excellent! Thanks!
fredbassett From: fredbassett Date: April 10th, 2013 08:26 pm (UTC) (Link)
LOL, nice misdirection!
deinonychus_1 From: deinonychus_1 Date: April 11th, 2013 07:08 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hee, thanks! I couldn't resist.
kristen_mara From: kristen_mara Date: April 11th, 2013 10:25 am (UTC) (Link)

*falls off chair laughing* Noble soldier boy

I can just picture all of the men hiding in the office *G*

Becker deserves hazard pay!

deinonychus_1 From: deinonychus_1 Date: April 11th, 2013 07:12 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hee, thanks. Yep, the boys were definitely hiding, bless them. I'm fairly sure Becker was hiding as well, until they realised *someone* needed to brave the rampaging hordes of hormonal ladies to turn on the extractor fans!
joshinator From: joshinator Date: April 12th, 2013 04:12 am (UTC) (Link)
Hee hee!

Gorgeous idea
deinonychus_1 From: deinonychus_1 Date: April 12th, 2013 05:24 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thanks!
cordeliadelayne From: cordeliadelayne Date: April 13th, 2013 12:42 am (UTC) (Link)
Hee hee!
deinonychus_1 From: deinonychus_1 Date: April 13th, 2013 06:14 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hee, thanks!
lsellersfic From: lsellersfic Date: April 13th, 2013 12:58 pm (UTC) (Link)
LMAO! Heroic Becker, taking one for the team there!!
deinonychus_1 From: deinonychus_1 Date: April 13th, 2013 06:15 pm (UTC) (Link)
Lol, definitely! Poor Becker. Thanks!
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